Because kids are hard, but being a parent is hilarious.
Do you adore your kids? Me too.
Do you feel like you really had no idea what you were getting yourself into when you started this whole kid thing? Me too.
Do you find yourself wanting to tell every teenage couple you see holding hands at the mall to slow their roll because trust me, you don't want to accidentally end up with these little crotch goblins, and wait until you see what they did to my body??? ...Just me?
Read my blog. You'll like it, I promise. Ok, you'll like it more than your kid likes asparagus, I promise.
Do you feel like you really had no idea what you were getting yourself into when you started this whole kid thing? Me too.
Do you find yourself wanting to tell every teenage couple you see holding hands at the mall to slow their roll because trust me, you don't want to accidentally end up with these little crotch goblins, and wait until you see what they did to my body??? ...Just me?
Read my blog. You'll like it, I promise. Ok, you'll like it more than your kid likes asparagus, I promise.
and....
Song parodies are here!!!
Got a song parody idea you'd like to see? Say hi, and let me know!
If you awkwardly rapped along to Gangsta's Paradise at your high school dances, you're gonna love my new song parody.
"My coffee maker's down so don't arouse my anger, fool.
Time out ain't nothing but a heartbeat away..."
Who else is getting an F in homeschooling???
I've lowered my standards. Hopefully, you've lowered yours, too.